don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
or at least a-hole cowboys.
last night i went to a concert with my sister and others. we had a wonderful spot for people watching, so that's just what we did. there was one individual, however, that particularly caught my eye. he was an average-looking cowboy in his upper thirties. time after time we watched him creepily hit on MUCH younger women and then be turned down. i was laughing at what an idiot he was until he started making incredibly obscene gestures at women walking by. finally i had enough. i got up, walked over, tapped him on the shoulder and said "i've been watching you for about 30 minutes now, and i have to say you're the biggest douche bag i've ever seen. these women are not interested in you. grow up, get a life and get over it." then i turned around and went back to my seat. must say it felt damn lovely.
last night i went to a concert with my sister and others. we had a wonderful spot for people watching, so that's just what we did. there was one individual, however, that particularly caught my eye. he was an average-looking cowboy in his upper thirties. time after time we watched him creepily hit on MUCH younger women and then be turned down. i was laughing at what an idiot he was until he started making incredibly obscene gestures at women walking by. finally i had enough. i got up, walked over, tapped him on the shoulder and said "i've been watching you for about 30 minutes now, and i have to say you're the biggest douche bag i've ever seen. these women are not interested in you. grow up, get a life and get over it." then i turned around and went back to my seat. must say it felt damn lovely.
3 Comments:
i'd be too afraid of getting a bottle thrown at my face.
so glad you did that.
By jasembera, at 10:28 AM
actually, that thought never crossed my mind. i simply saw inappropriate behavior and went into teacher mode.
By martha, at 3:00 PM
even i wouldn't say that to a dude. Then again I'm a big baby. How close is Lubbock to Midland? I'll be working there for a few weeks.
By Dave, at 5:07 PM
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