does santa know you're here??

elf came out today. that makes my tuesday wonderful. there haven't been enough movies like it out lately. it's genuine and absolutely hilarious for adults without throwing in anything objectionable for kids. it seems like all movies have at least a little bit of something i wouldn't want my young children to see if i owned any, children that is. even the incredibles (which is still a good movie) is basically based around violence and has a lot of implied killing in it. i guess it's just such a part of our culture now that we have to start desensitizing people at much younger ages.

so all of you should go buy elf and watch it repeatedly. if nothing else, it will make you ready for the holidays. (8 days till thanksgiving.)

some of my favorites:

you sit on a throne of lies!

you're not santa. you smell like beef and cheese.

have you seen these toilets? they're GINORMOUS.

did you hear that?

the yellow ones don't stop.

why am i sitting on paper?

i like to whisper too.