best oklahoma story so far......

we're eating dinner with my grandparents friday night. they're your typical grandparents, very conservative and very reserved. my grandma is talking to my little brother about basketball and asks what position he plays. my little brother tells her 'post' and my dad responds 'as in dumbass'. everybody froze and you could literally hear crickets chirping in the backgroud. nobody could figure out why on earth my dad would call my brother a dumbass, especially in front of the grandparents. when he saw the confused looks, he further explained himself: 'you know, as in dumb as a post'.